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I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident becaus0e he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Dang you learn something everyday.


ALSO a fun fact that actually isn’t fun at all and makes my soul hurt a LOT: Taka, as a Swahili noun (from which all names in The Lion King are taken), means trash.

So basically Scar was crapped on from birth is what I’m saying.


so scar got his scar from a wildebeest accident

and simba got the emitonal scar from watching his father be trampled by them. 

Okay and Mufasa means “king” in Swahili

So let’s think a second, Ahadi (which is the name of Mufasa and Scar’s father):

If you name one of your sons “KING” and the other “TRASH”

Which one do you think is gonna turn fucking evil?

Well it makes sense as to why Scar wanted Mufasa to die in a wilderbeest accident…maybe Mufasa didn’t save Scar, so Scar wasn’t going to save Mufasa..he wanted him to suffer aswell. Now I’ve made myself sad.

  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

  • Angry Customer:

    “Damn f**s.”

  • Gay Man:

    “Excuse me?”

  • Angry Customer:

    “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

  • Gay Man:

    *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

  • Angry Customer:

    “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

  • Angry Customer:

    *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

  • Owner:

    “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

  • Wife:

    “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

  • Owner:

    “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

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